A machine operator came home from the factory and told his wife, "Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news: I got $25,000 in severance pay!"
"You got $25,000 in severance pay?" she said. "That's great! Now, what's the bad news?"
"Well," he replied, "wait till you hear what was severed."
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