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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Oldie but goodie


A lady who lived in a small Minnesota town had two pet monkeys.

After several years, one of them died. Shortly thereafter the second one died of a broken heart.

Not wishing to let go of the monkeys, the lady took them to a taxidermist to be stuffed.

"Would you like them mounted?" asked the taxidermist?

"Oh, goodness no!" she replied. "Just have them holding hands."

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